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"IS EVERYBODY HAPPY?." IN GUERNSEY THE ANSWER
IS A RESOUNDING 'YES'
by Pam Hobbs
I can't say I have a lot of faith in
polls, but when results of a Gallup poll tell
me residents of Guernsey are the happiest
people in the world I believe it with all my
heart. I mean, really, who wouldn't be happy
to live on this island off England's south
coast? The sun shines almost every day, and a
balmy climate brings the flowers out long
before their buddies on the mainland. Income
tax is 20%, and there are no goods and
services taxes. Golden beaches connect
adorable little ports, while inland farms are
perfumed by
carnations,
roses and
freesias grown
for export.
Even the
cows are happy.
They stare
placidly from
beneath lashes
most women would
die for, and
give the richest
milk in the world. (Interpret that as cream,
as in cream teas.) There is virtually no
crime, and no unemployment. No visible
poverty either. In fact money is big
business, with more than fifty different
banking groups active on this 62 square km
(24 sq mi) island.
On Guernsey you will never be at a loss
for something to
do. An efficient
bus network will
get you around.
Coastal paths make
cycling and walking
a joy. And if you
rent a car you'll
find that a full
tank of gas will
keep you going all
week. Local seafood
is second to none.
Cream teas served in country gardens are
unforgettable.
St Peter Port is Guernsey's capital and
the Channel Isles' oldest community.
Presenting a Mediterranean scene with
buildings crammed onto the hillside rising
from a busy harbour, its narrow cobbled
streets have little in common with the 20th
century. The shops could keep me all day. So
could the historic dwellings, their gardens
bounded by granite walls with wild flowers
tumbling from their cracks. Castle Cornet has
guarded the harbour for something like 700
years, and still fires its cannon at noon
each day. Follow the
town's side streets
pointing towards the
coast, and you will
find yourself above
seascapes of heart-wrenching beauty....
Hugo wrote most of
Les Miserables here,
twenty pages a day. His
afternoons were
reserved for long
walks, which made him a familiar figure on
the coastal paths. Now true fans like to
follow the official Hugo Trail.
Guernsey is very accessible. U.K. Air flies
to this and other Channel Islands from
Britain's major airports. A car ferry sails
between Poole (Dorset) and St Peter Port in
three hours.
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